Ooooo~ Who’s that pretty girl with those curls! Heh! Feeling so proud of her. With her new hair-do and existing features and figure, does she look like a Hollywood celeb or what(though I haven’t looked at her yet)? Give it a few days and walking beside her will become a hobby for me.

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Studies are still boring me. Cant believe that I actually did the amount of papers I have done. Just one month more and it’ll be party time. A math is still killer for me though. Sigh.. If only I have Zed's brain for a math!

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Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T)

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity

from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees

well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) .

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than

anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on

the course, please see your supervisor.

You will be immediately placedat the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled

at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in

DEPARTMENTAL

EMPLOYEE

EVALUATION

PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) .

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to

go to

EMPLOYEE

ATTITUDE

TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were

promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of

S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in

a job teaching others.

We can add your name to our

BASIC

UNDERSTANDING

LIST of

LEADERS

(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in

management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of

MANAGERIAL

OPERATIONAL

RESEARCH

EDUCATION(M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) .

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our

HEAD

OF

TEACHING,

SPECIAL

HIGH

INTENSITY

TRAINING

(H.O.T.S.H.I.T) .

Thank you,

BOSS

IN

GENERAL,

SPECIAL

HIGH

INTENSITY

TRAINING

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

P.S. Now tell this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life,

just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T .

They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank you for your time. !

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.

(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

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