Monday, March 31, 2008

Do ants have hearts? O.o
Holy cow. I really think im gifted. I am definitely not trying to brag or anything but i just cant shut it in. I can edit photos like a FREEEEAAAKING PRO!! Seriously, i think people are going to start hiring me to edit their photos. Probably pay me 10 grand per hour for that. I am just so darn impressed with my work, I'm having thoughts about selling it to museums and have my statue put up some where. Hmm.. You dont believe me? Aww come on. Fine, guess i'll just have to come up with the evidence.






There ya go, happy? I mean, from





this, to




this, there's a huge difference, dont ya think so? Most people who are not artistically inclined will tend to not notice the finer details of the picture. Look carefully at the glasses. Thats just an illusion. There's really no glasses in the first place. The halo too, its actually not there in the first place either! How ingenious of me, you must be thinking huh! Well, ahem, i am after all, a gifted photo editor.


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Just got my new phone(yessssssssss!), the magnificent k850i. With its whopping 5megapixels camera powered by cybershot devices, trying to take a photo is now on a whole new level. It has an inbuilt accelerator(spell check) which automatically detects the position of the phone 3-D wise. Layman terms: MOTION FREEAAKING_DETECTOR! How darn cool is that!? Its arguably better than the iphone. Totally crazy.


And the weirdest thing is, my cousin who's from the states dropped by a couple days ago. HE HAD THE SAME PHONE AS ME! What the hell? And he bought his two weeks ago!




Its ridiculous when we hang out. I have a feeling people think we're homos when we both have our phones out and messing around with it ..

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They say you should have more quality time with your love ones. Exactly what im doing. Been hanging out with her so often the past 2 weeks or so. Quality time indeed!




Just plain adorable.




Thought i wouldn't feel embarrassed about holding the PINK sword but i was wrrrrong. Chuck it in the bin 5hours later on the way back.


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Barbarque/barberque/barbeque (how the hell do you spell this?) at Matt's place was nice. Caught up with friends. Chat dirty (yeeeeaaaahh riiiiiiight). Had some drinks (iced green tea and grass jelly with chicken). Danced a little (holy crap! Hongze can dance!).

Refreshing break from life.






Lol. Loy Kee Best Chicken Rice, the famous landmark to tell me to get off the bus when its near Matt's place.


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Oh right. I know there's a vid thats suppose to be done like aeons ago. Everyone has been rather busy lately, thats why. December, i promise, it'll be done.


P.S. Step up 2 is terrific.

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 1:15 PM

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Pau Dynasty~
I bet you all are hating me right now. Whyyyyy?? Why do you have to blog again?? Whatsup with all that crap in your posts?? And you have to do it again??

Well, we have Gaiana to thank.

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Its been quite awhile now, and loads of mishap, accidents, disasters, and other unknown turbulent forces of nature has been going against me. I've lost a leg, 7 toes, 3 fingers, both corneas, my voicebox and half my nose. You must be wondering if im kidding. Well i am.

In fact, my life has been a B-L-A-S-T to the capital T. Though its been quite a routine - wake up, play, eat, hangout, play, eat, sleep - it sure is a fun life. But im wishing school starts soon. Cant believe im saying this but hell, i need something to do, as in something constructive? Now now, dont go saying, 'Oh my god! Jason! Are you MAD?'. Hey, you ain't the one having more than 6 months of holidays.


Soon, i'll be able to rid that temptation to spend my savings - Gonna get a new phone. K850i, nothing better to wish for.

Yeah i know, its over chinese(chinese is underlined as a wrong spelling in blogger -.-) new year, and im suppose to post a new vid. Sheesh. You people as desperate to watch it aren't ya. Well, I'm sorry. The vid isnt ready. Dang! I know! Will try to get it done ASAP. Probably over the next hols?

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THE END .. .. .. What? Its the my-love-life part of the post now? Aww man!

Hmm .. Its been great as always. Fun fun fun! Especially the time when I had to smuggle Gaiana out of my house -.-" <-- i dont usually do expressions in my post, but i really cant help it. Lol. Oh well. There has been rough parts here and there. Got through it fine thankfully. Cant reveal too much details here though. Too bad.

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THE END

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 3:31 PM

seeds

Name: Me, the red head
Age: dunno
From: the grocery store
Job: umm... I'm a veggie

ripe tomatoes

Im editin it! Sonny BACK! Yo people! The Golden Years 2009! Candle Woes Tribute To My Mom The Joy of Giving WHEN DID IT BECOME COOL TO HATE GEORGE W. BUSH -

rotten tomatoes

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