She is an incredibly nice lady and has always been there for me, even during all those times when I behaved like a little asshole. I guess I'm quite lucky, growing up during the days when many parenting experts came out against hitting children. And I'm sure she would have taken that advice, had she not been busy whacking my ass with a wooden spoon at the time. (Don't be astonished, it was well-deserved.)

She did put up with a truckload of crap from me, the least of which included begging her to sit through Bad News Bears: Breaking Training in the theater... TWO DAYS IN A ROW. My poor, poor mom.

Pros:
- Very sweet
- Puts other people first
- Loving

Cons:
- Gets cranky for no reason
- Too concerned with tidiness
- Not the best cook

Bottom Line: You only get one mom, and I love mine.

Final Grade: A-

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No matter what happens, I will support you.