Monday, April 21, 2008

HEY! Your bag looks mighty hot!
The unsettling sensation of starvation is setting in. Settling deep in the dingy darkness of my dung duplicater. A deprived stomach. Sticky, stinky, and as soon as it's allowed, stingy... this unhappy heathen is hungry for heavy hordes of hell, not hashed to imperfection, but implicitly impacted, impeccably impenetrable, and impressively improvised... for an impermissible impression of impertinence implies not impermeability, but implants of impish attitude.

I want LOLLIPOP! This friday, its gonna be awesome.

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Saturday was crazy. Felt sick and all from morning till like, 6 in the evening? Went to see the doctor and 5 minutes after i collected the medicine, Gaiana called.
Immediately, there was a shaft of bright light shining from above directly down at me. Warmth that i had been longing for since morning washed over me, reglamouring everything in my vision once more ...

Yeah like a fairytale is ever going to happen in a guy's life. Okay that was more of a factual fiction. What really happened was I went to the doctor, blah blah blah, Gaiana called, AND I felt better straight away. I'm serious. Like, snap, and I was strong enough to kill Mas Whadevamat. Now that is cool.

So in the end we still went to Plaza Market Cafe to have dinner with her parents. Oh gawd I felt bad eating so little..



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And to everyone, thanks for the birthday wishes and presents and all! Yan Zhu's was the rocker of the day, but obviously Gaiana's is still the sweetest(no guns behind me)!

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I would show you the awesome bag (in case you havent noticed it) that my SHAWTY(heck?) gave to me. But you would probably just steal it away.

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 5:52 PM

Friday, April 18, 2008

Happy Birthday!
Yeayea. Its my birthday tomorrow. I know it already so stop telling me about it! Thanks for all the wishes and presents. Yeap, now im 17 years young. Well.. okay technically speaking, its abit too early. Ahhh but heck, im in the mood for some booty-shaking already.

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Sighhh. Not sure if i feel like celebrating with her tomorrow anymore. Was suppose to go to beach and was SO DARN looking forward to that. But now, we can only meet up at 6. Then church, and its not like i love going to church you know, more to the atheist side? Jeez. Oh well. Will see what happens.

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I wonder what does this signify ...? LOL!

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I swear, this photo is real. It was on the opposite block's roof. What the heck is it? Jackalman!

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 8:08 PM

Thursday, April 17, 2008

My mistake
Okay okay, so actually none of it was as bad as i thought. I'm totally in love, mum's really nice, brother is ... still a pain in the butt. What can i say, my life rocks. Lol.

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Mood: Contented and relatively happy.

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 1:32 PM

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Lets cut!
I think i might be emo-ing for abit. Cheers.

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 8:54 PM

Argh eff this world

Siblings freaking pissing me off. Love life is crumbling. Mum is darn irritating. Curse everything ... wish i was someone else tonight.

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 8:46 PM

Monday, April 14, 2008

An ADD ON
Oh did i mention? Imeem is totally not for me. So then, i manage to find a better alternative. Check it out man. Plus, there's this button where you can click to download the mp3 ... Now now dont get me wrong. I did not say you should click it. Downloading songs from the net is WRONG when you're not paying for it! It will haunt you and fill your days with guilt if you do. Better to go to a cd shop and use 20 bucks to get the cd WITH a nice plastic bag, something you dont get by downloading.


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Will do some fix-its to the farm song part of the blog. No time! Gotta sleep. Pens(keyboards) down.

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 10:08 PM

I think they were lying about the aligators ...




Blogging is like exercising. The longer you push it off, the harder it is to return to it. And the thing is, you dont get fitter, no matter how hard you blog! Hmm ... Okay maybe your fingers does, a little? Im not sure if its even enough to account for. Wait, did i just mention account? Holy crap! I NEVER used tried using that word before. Well, i guess thats the fruits of having an accounting module ey?


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A week back, went to night safari with my cousins. Its my first, so I was reeeeally curious about the animals! ... yeah right. But the night air was fresh. Tramride was awesome. Toilet visiting was even better. There's a friggin crocodile in there!




Think the restaurants there could earn a bigger heap if they put a little more thought into their name.



'ULU ULU SAFARI RESTAURANT'


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Schools pretty cool. I like how school already starts and it still feels like a holiday camp or something. Not quite used to the 'no-uniform' idea but i will soon, trust me on that. Orientation was not bad. Beauty pageant was a total flop. And no, i did not take that photo above in remembrance of the pageant. I was just checking out my camera phone.



Flag day was a challenge. Hmm, what else ..
My classmates are alright?
Nick just got transferred to the class. First break and he asked the other guys if they have cigarettes. The thing is, he asked every single guy, except for me. SHEESH! Boo! Boo to the smokers! Smoking sucks.


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Lectures are a total waste of time.



No, thats not me. Its just some weirdo on the mrt. Seriously.

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ITS NOT ME!! FOR REAL! My gosh -.-'

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 9:28 PM

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The First Date, "Man, I didnt kiss her, and i should have."
Dang I had ENOUGH! This problem I have, its seriously .. serious. Its bugging me like a a fly that wont leave a pile of shit. Well .. Its just a simile, figure of speech, okay? No shit in what im talking about .. And neither its similar, but in another way its similar, thats why i called it a simile .. What the hell am i blabbing about?

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Basically, i have this HUUUUUUGGE problem. Worst than the global warming. Worst than the problems suicidal people have .. .. RADIOBLOGCLUB IS FAILING ME!!

Awright awright, you guys must be hating me now. Yes, i am exaggerating big time. But hey, its true it has been bugging me for a long time. I wanna share music with you guys! If I dont put up good music, it'll probably affect you so much, enough to cause depression! Therefore, this is a rather grave problem. Guess i'll have to switch to imeem. Seriously, i hate the spelling. What, I-MIM?? Who the hell came up with that crap name? Whats next, i-pod? .. oh right, it came out already. You get what i mean. And DANG!, how i love radioblogclub's design for the song thingy. Fits so well with my layout.

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Okay, if you're looking for time killers(always on the look out), go to youtube and watch higaniga videos. ALL of 'em. Greatest crapper of all time. Love his videos. SO DAMN STUPID! Rofl, debididay debididay debididay!~

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Well, was suppose to post a survey thingy, recommended by jerome. Done with it and ready to embed it at the end of this post. So i control-c the whole chuck of html text ....... And i control-c the 'debididay' word, so now its gone .. ARGH!! Forgotten the website too! Will try to follow up with that survey thing when i can. 150 questions, all over again. Sighhhh.

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StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 10:33 PM

seeds

Name: Me, the red head
Age: dunno
From: the grocery store
Job: umm... I'm a veggie

ripe tomatoes

Im editin it! Sonny BACK! Yo people! The Golden Years 2009! Candle Woes Tribute To My Mom The Joy of Giving WHEN DID IT BECOME COOL TO HATE GEORGE W. BUSH -

rotten tomatoes

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farmers

My crew blog - StreetFlow
C.K. The Mucus Wiper
Jinyeow, the maple pro
Chicken (jian li), a.k.a losernoob
My favourite soccer star, Jeslin.
Joel, a.k.a. ... I dunnoe! The Man(?)!
DO NOT CLICK HERE!! Really. Dont. NOOOO!! Dont put your mouse on me!! Nooooooo! Dont press!!!!
Siimiin, who is actually Simin.
Venice, the only friend who has the same birthday as me!
Nick Cheang, with his really long .. URL
Catherine, the gal
Kathlyn, the sweetest class rep on earth
Dan, With the black and white CLOURS
Evelyn, the best senior in John Doe's little town
Jasmine a.k.a Jasumi. And she is REEeeeeeaaly gentle, this gal.
Cheryl, who lives in sembawang too!
YENCHU, and this time i get your name right
Ying Xian's blog, without a tagboard
Peak Deng, Gal's Pal
Gummy Angela!
Jonathan, trying his best to be dual language
Quack quack, Donald duck lies about thinking
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