Monday, April 21, 2008

HEY! Your bag looks mighty hot!
The unsettling sensation of starvation is setting in. Settling deep in the dingy darkness of my dung duplicater. A deprived stomach. Sticky, stinky, and as soon as it's allowed, stingy... this unhappy heathen is hungry for heavy hordes of hell, not hashed to imperfection, but implicitly impacted, impeccably impenetrable, and impressively improvised... for an impermissible impression of impertinence implies not impermeability, but implants of impish attitude.

I want LOLLIPOP! This friday, its gonna be awesome.

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Saturday was crazy. Felt sick and all from morning till like, 6 in the evening? Went to see the doctor and 5 minutes after i collected the medicine, Gaiana called.
Immediately, there was a shaft of bright light shining from above directly down at me. Warmth that i had been longing for since morning washed over me, reglamouring everything in my vision once more ...

Yeah like a fairytale is ever going to happen in a guy's life. Okay that was more of a factual fiction. What really happened was I went to the doctor, blah blah blah, Gaiana called, AND I felt better straight away. I'm serious. Like, snap, and I was strong enough to kill Mas Whadevamat. Now that is cool.

So in the end we still went to Plaza Market Cafe to have dinner with her parents. Oh gawd I felt bad eating so little..



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And to everyone, thanks for the birthday wishes and presents and all! Yan Zhu's was the rocker of the day, but obviously Gaiana's is still the sweetest(no guns behind me)!

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I would show you the awesome bag (in case you havent noticed it) that my SHAWTY(heck?) gave to me. But you would probably just steal it away.

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 5:52 PM

seeds

Name: Me, the red head
Age: dunno
From: the grocery store
Job: umm... I'm a veggie

ripe tomatoes

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rotten tomatoes

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