Thursday, October 18, 2007

Addiction for .. Warioland??
Its my first time trying to scan something with this new scanner and it looks really blur to me, but no insults allowed from anyone please. Apologies for that inconvenience!





Awww~ I love the last one best! .. And ofcourse the second last one as well! And the second one from the front .. and the first one too .. ..

Cant wait till the Os are over. That's where the real fun begins! xD


[18 more days to bear]

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 9:44 PM

Saturday, October 13, 2007

The South American Giant Spider Monkey - A vegeterian delicacy!~
Ooooo~ Who’s that pretty girl with those curls! Heh! Feeling so proud of her. With her new hair-do and existing features and figure, does she look like a Hollywood celeb or what(though I haven’t looked at her yet)? Give it a few days and walking beside her will become a hobby for me.


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Studies are still boring me. Cant believe that I actually did the amount of papers I have done. Just one month more and it’ll be party time. A math is still killer for me though. Sigh.. If only I have Zed's brain for a math!


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Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T)


In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity

from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees

well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) .


We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than

anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on

the course, please see your supervisor.

You will be immediately placedat the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled

at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.


Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in

DEPARTMENTAL

EMPLOYEE

EVALUATION

PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) .


Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to

go to

EMPLOYEE

ATTITUDE

TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).


Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were

promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of

S.H.I.T already.


If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in

a job teaching others.

We can add your name to our

BASIC

UNDERSTANDING

LIST of

LEADERS

(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).


For employees who are intending to pursue a career in

management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of

MANAGERIAL

OPERATIONAL

RESEARCH

EDUCATION(M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) .


This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our

HEAD

OF

TEACHING,

SPECIAL

HIGH

INTENSITY

TRAINING

(H.O.T.S.H.I.T) .


Thank you,

BOSS

IN

GENERAL,

SPECIAL

HIGH

INTENSITY

TRAINING

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S. Now tell this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life,

just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T .

They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T.


Thank you for your time. !


Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.

(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).



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StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 11:58 AM

Sunday, October 07, 2007

By the way!
Crew photos.

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Solemn.. Hah! Struggling to keep the laughter inside!

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StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 10:26 AM

Graduated Kid

Wooo!~
To think that this day would actually come! I no longer belong to a secondary school! No more teachers nagging, no more fear for not having a proper attire, no more fear of 'bringing electronic devices', no more this and no more that! Hah! I pity all of you who are still stuck in it, but I have only one thing to say to you. Treasure your friends.

Aww man. I'm gonna miss the crew so badly. As Zed pointed out, 'Friendship like this is hard to come by, harder than getting married'. Well said well said(though I could argue a little with that getting married part)! Lets gather after the Olevels often. *toast* To our friendship!

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Before the Graduation dinner, I went on a date with CS Pau. Taught her some math(LOL!). Though I wans't sure if she absorbed much, atleast the time spent was sweet. On the way back to school(with her beside me), saw Jeremy on the bus. He saw me. He saw her. He STARED at her. Hahaha! Was really comical, the look on his face. Oh well. My girlfriend IS extremely attractive after all. Heh.


Graduation day was okay, 'cept they could get more drinks for us. Was going so thirsty with all those spicy food. And the queue was horribly long and slow. But all in all, its the fun that you get while with your friends that's counted, and that I've got plenty to count.

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Soon. Exams will be over for everyone, I promise.

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 10:05 AM

Thursday, October 04, 2007

If time would stop!
S'been quite sometime since I've blogged, or even touched the computer at all. And to be honest, I really don't have much to say! The past two weeks had been great, as always(with the help of my little angel). Had a scrumptious dinner at The Beads Restaurant with her parents, thai-styled. SAAAWAADEECARR!~

However, the overloading of the table with dishes was a little too much to .. digest. Conversing with her parents was pretty nerve-wrecking as well, bringing back memories of English Oral(the conversational part).
Had quite a .. dilemma after the dinner in the deserted staircase(*winks). Butttttttt all in all, it was a night spent well, extremely memorable.

Graduation night is tommorow. Wondering if my folks would attend it. I find myself quite hesitant to remind them of the dinner, hoping they might forget it. Through ingenious calculations and estimation, I reasoned that if they do not appear for it, loads of gossip between them and my teachers could and would be spared, especially if it revolves around me. A pleasant pro addition to that, little Sus Domesticus might be able to join me as well, not counting the date in the same afternoon.
Still .. Guess I'll have to break the news to them soon, preferably towards nidnight(?).

Exam revision has been getting on my nerves. A-math's is still the teeth-screeching, hair-wranggling, neck-strangling, nag-attracting chore it is, making me procrastinate at every opportunity. Even groceries won't stop me now .. .. I think.



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Touched me, this poem did.


The Most Beautiful Flower


Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown,
For the world was intent on dragging me down.
And if that weren't enough to ruin my day,
A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play.

He stood right before me with his head tilted down
And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!"
In his hand was a flower what a pitiful sight,
With its petals all worn - not enough rain, or too little light.

Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play,
I faked a small smile and then shifted away.
But instead of retreating he sat next to my side
And placed the flower to his nose and declared with surprise,
"It sure smells pretty and it's beautiful, too.
That's why I picked it; here, it's for you."

The weed before me was dying......or dead.
Not vibrant of colors, orange, yellow or red.
But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave.
So I reached for the flower, and replied, "Just what I need."

But instead of him placing the flower in my hand,
He held it mid-air without reason or plan.
It was then that I noticed for the very first time
That weed-toting boy could not see: he was blind.

I heard my voice quiver, tears shone like the sun
As I thanked him for picking the very best one.
"You're welcome," he smiled, and then ran off to play,
Unaware of the impact he'd had on my day.

I sat there and wondered how he managed to see
A self-pitying woman beneath an old willow tree.
How did he know of my self-indulged plight?
Perhaps from his heart, he'd been blessed with true sight.

Through the eyes of a blind child, at last I could see
The problem was not with the world the problem was me.
And for all of those times I myself had been blind,
I vowed to see the beauty in life, and appreciate every second that's mine.

And then I held that wilted flower up to my nose
And breathed in the fragrance of a beautiful Rose
And smiled as I watched that young boy, another weed in his hand
About to change the life of an unsuspecting old man.


Credits to Pau x)

StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 8:22 PM

seeds

Name: Me, the red head
Age: dunno
From: the grocery store
Job: umm... I'm a veggie

ripe tomatoes

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