Saturday, October 28, 2006
Darn it!Matthew: *Holding the chopsticks* Hello Jason! How are you?
Jason: Why the hell are you playing with the chicken's feet? Its food you know...
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Okay... Things didn't go as I planned. Sigh. I still have to study, HARD, for the upcoming confirmation test a couple of weeks later. Damn. Can't party all night. Well, this means I can’t be online that often till then. So, chiaos!
P.S. To StreetFlow members, I'll still be going for the Sentosa arieal training, IF nothing goes wrong.
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 10:02 PM
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Fun in the sunBoss: You are Fired!
Employee: Why? I am such a steady worker!
Boss: Yes, If you were any steadier you would be motionless!
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Looking for a job during the holidays but I MUST not wear a KFC cap!
Okay. So holidays are finally coming. And though school's not over yet, I'm already in the mood and PARR-tying! Just came back from sentosa with my wushu friends. Tried lots of flips and kicks (and aches), got tanned (suntoasted), and saw lots and lots of beach babes! Nah... haze blocked my view. All in all, it was great fun, but gotta leave early to spend some quality time with family.
The thing is, next friday I'm going to sentosa again! This time with my closer groups of friends for arieal training (hope I don't break my neck or anything). This time, I'm bringing a carton of sunblock lotion. Can't wait.
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 9:28 PM
Saturday, October 21, 2006
FINALLY! Exams are over!! T_T (tears of joys)I don't keep a journal, so it's hard to remember things with my already fuzzier-than-a-monkey's-back memory. Along with that, it's been well over a month since I've updated. Wish me luck on remembering...
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Stick a fork in the whole exams period, it's done. While you're at it, lay a bowl out for fun in the holidays, it's coming back in chunks. Chunks that makes Cambell's Chunky wince in shame. You want more? Grab a shield for the onslaught of new song albums releases. I didn't even mention the umbrella you'll need for all the movies dropping this month and the next. Also, anyone know where I can find a coffin? I might need one with all the bones I'm losing on takeaway food. Speaking of takeaways, who turned up the heat? Nelly must be getting girls to take off their clothes somewhere, cuz it's gettin' hot in herre. But then again, its raining randomly every now and then. Real irritating. Sigh. Fast food is slowly making its way back into my diet.
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While searching for a job over the holidays (which is giving me no time for my toys... I mean homework), I've been occupied with school and Generation of Choas (PSP). Whenever I do get a chance, though, I try to make the best out of it (that money ain't gonna spend itself) by hanging out with friends at the movies. Oh, and about that...
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With so many awesome movies coming out, I'm flying from GV to Eng Wah back and forth, that it's making me go dizzy. And, maybe I'm hallucinating, but I think I heard my wallet yell "damn you!" after the movies. Oh well.
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 9:41 AM
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Exams Are The Real Terrorists!Dan: Hey! Do you know that pigs' orgasms last for 30 mins? How cool is that?
Young: Oh really? Wow... That's really awesome.
Dan: Yeah! I want to be a pig in my next life...
Young: Well ... You're not that far from that....
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Dan: Hey! Do you know women comes up to me aalll the time?
Young: Oh really?
Dan: Yeah! ... They go like, "Excuse me, why are you standing in my way?" ...
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Oh my god. Here are the exams right smack in the front of my face. Damn. There's so much to do, so little time. Actually, given more time, I doubt I'll study any harder anyway. Oh well. Atleast I'm starting on some last minute mass-mugging for it.
Well, as you can see, there's alot more "farm songs" uploaded. Those songs are the ones most tomatoes (me, mainly) are attracted to at the moment. You know, the 'IN' songs. So, if you know whats good for your ears, click the button with the neon sign that says 'PLAY', and try catching the lyrics.
+(Actually, this is MY plan to take over the school. By tempting those muggers to listen to these awesome songs, I'll bet the left side of my butt that they will end up distracted and pay more attention to my songs than their books that are already out on the tables. Soon, I will be the only one who scores above all others. Thus, plan B will be initiated. *EVIL LAUGHTER*)+
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+Only can be read by evil people. ... So I see... Welcome to the club!
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Just for the EYEs, I'm making some important resolutions. I WILL stick to it.
1. NO more posts till exams are over.
2. NOT going online.
3. NO playing of PSP.
Okay, I cant think of anymore habits that I'm willing to part with. If you really really need to contact me, feel free to call or text my moblie - 81518995/90024846 (after exams only)
Now now, its against the rules to bring phones to school so I will not bring, just like what I've been doing since start of school. Understand?
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P.S. The songs are quite plenty actually. It may lag my blog a little but since you are already reading this, I assume that you're done loading, right?
Well done! Now for the next step, click on one song of your choice ...
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 10:05 PM