Sunday, July 12, 2009
Im editin it!Holy cow its been eons since new words appeared here. Well, for those who have not lost the wits to the void waiting for my post to appear, here's one, requested by someone special :)
Granted, McDonald's and I have a long history together, but isn't this all a little rash? Too presumptuous of them, I must say. And do they really need to drag the L word into it? They didn't even have the courtesy to say they were lovin' me back! (I won't lie. It stings.)
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 3:28 PM
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
SonnyI know I've been laying a little low on the posts lately. This wacky thing called school just keeps getting in the way. Not that it has started or anything, but being a facilitator for the freshmen sure burns your time away!
But I've been meaning to mention a fun game.SONNY!
But be warned if you, too, have the wacky thing called school, or work you should be doing. This game has a suprisingly strong ability to suck people in. (Not really in the Paris Hilton way, but close enough.)
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 10:12 AM
Sunday, March 08, 2009
BACK!Everyone needs some times off. Everyone needs a break. After several months away from the blogging world, I've decided to make some gigantic shocking return -- except no one reads this blog anymore, so it's not really gigantic. It's, like, semi-gigantic. Or not. I'm not sure. Nor do I care.
Some really intense stuff went down while I was away(exams), stuff I can't describe completely on the tomato farm. I know, it's no excuse, but I ask that you understand as I go through a tranisition in my life. Holidays. However, here is a brief update on me:
A. Obviously, I'm on holiday.
B. I'm thinking of looking for a job. Suggestions?
C. I am gonna be a facilitator for the freshmen at SP. Mondays, burned.
D. I still hate homework and projects.
E. If this post doesn't generate at least three comments, I will blow up the earth.
I'm back.
Jaz.
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 11:39 AM
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Yo people!Hey, guys.
I've been under an avalanche of work the past few weeks due to the coming finals, and have been really looking forward to posting here more frequently as soon as it let up.
Just as I was crawling out from under it during the Chinese New Year holiday, I'm back to school again.
I'm all okay here, but while I'm taking care of stuff, I just wanted to say thank you for all the nice emails and support you always provide the site. I do know that there're alot of times I fall behind in responding, but I do read and appreciate all of it.
Hopefully everything will return to normal very shortly, and I can get back to spending my time posting awesome stuff that you've become accustomed to.
Now, as the those kids on the internet type -- BRB.Hey, guys(and girls).
I've been under an avalanche of work(busy passing it around) the past few weeks due to the upcoming finals(Faints), and have been really looking forward to posting here(signs of procrastination) more frequently as soon as it let up.
Just as I was crawling out from under it during the Chinese New Year holiday, I'm back to school again(with a pocket full of cash).
I'm all okay here, but while I'm taking care of stuff(spending that cash for reunion dinners with so and so), I just wanted to say thank you for all the nice tags and support you always provide the site. I do know that there're alot of times I fall behind in responding(laziness), but I do read and appreciate all of it.
Hopefully everything will return to normal(is anything really normal?) very shortly, and I can get back to spending my time(wasting your time and brains) posting awesome stuff(usual silliness) that you've become (sadly)accustomed to.
Now, as the those (crazy)kids on the internet type -- BRB.StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 9:56 PM
Monday, January 05, 2009
The Golden YearsToday, talking crap with my buds at school had me wondering, what should I do about my retirement plan? After giving it some thought, well, here’s what I came up with:
On my 65th birthday, I will start popping heroin. Right there at the party. Next to the cake.
This may sound a tad extreme, but from what's happening in the news and MTV nowadays, I can say that I've learnt two things:
1) Heroin destroys your life. Rich and famous rock stars are willing to lose it all, just to get more heroin.
2) Heroin must be pretty awesome. Rich and famous rock stars are willing to lose it all, just to get more heroin.
Right now, I'm a clean-cut nerd with responsibilities. I have a movie addiction and a sweet hot babe to support. That's why I'm just going to ruin the end of my life. So, while all my wrinkly-assed friends are test driving wheelchairs and trying to remember their names, Grandpappy Jaz is gonna be popping junk. I’m going to sell crack and steal for dope.
I'm also gonna be cranky. Like really cranky, beyong mere grumpiness. Not because I have a reason to do so, but it seems fun. I mean, whats better than being able to whack some guy up on the street with my walking cane without any real retaliation? Old peeps really have life figured out, don't they.
In fact, when I hit 70 I'll go crazy altogether -- get tattoos on my butt-crack, nose-tongue rings, sleep with whores and finally have the balls to curse out those people who call others bald. It's gonna be great.
Plan for the future, kids. It's important!
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 9:11 PM
Thursday, January 01, 2009
2009!YEAR 2009 RESOLUTIONS
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 12:24 AM
Monday, December 29, 2008
Candle Woes
They say people often get depressed during the hols.. I believe I've discovered the cause of this depression after having the following verbatim conversation with my 4 year-old cousin:
Boy: What happened to the candle?!
Me: It melted.
Boy: Why?!
Me: When you light a candle the wax melts and drips down.
Boy: Oh no.
Me: It's okay. That's what candles do.
Boy: Suddenly my entire life is sad.
---
So, another year has passed huh. I would notice that more if I've atleast grown a little taller.
Oh well, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!
StreetFlow-[Jaz] ate tomatoes on 11:56 PM