Saturday, September 30, 2006
The "Tau Pok" IncidentA man complains that he's incomplete before finding love. After marraige, he's finished.
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Sigh. Looking at all those happy couples hugging and smooching around, I cant help but feel a little jealous. Oh well. Being single has its own advantages as well (Saw this in the October's edition of Teens. Thanks Dex.).
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Hmmm. Do you know that there was this new delight that can satisfy and excites (and beyond) all of your five senses? Its called the "Tau Pok". Its origin is probably from the US and its darn affordable I'm telling you! Its a litlle yellow in colour, with lots of sweaty-salt kind of taste splinge on it. Its about 1.5 meters high and 1.8 meters long. Its so huge, that its weight can go up to 600 kg. You heard me right. 600 KG. Its not the regular, puny, insy-winsy "tau pok"s you find in 'laksa' and stuff. Rather, I'm refering to a game. More precisely, THE Game.
For those who haven't heard of the it (thank your God), "Tau Pok", is a 'game' whereby one lucky person is dragged down to the floor, by overwhelming force or pure brute strength (take you pick), and then other people you called 'friends', start to make a 6~10 story high human pile, out of you, as base.
Oh yeah! Its something like a game of american football, other than a few exceptions. There ain't no amours or helmets to don, except for your uniform. Its pretty much the same. There are still balls included, although, lets just say, you would rather not have it in the game. It is also a game which you can play anywhere such as The Classroom, or The Bus Stop, or even The Public, so long as you're sure your ass will be safe.
Lets assume you're in my school, an all boys school to be exact, with the average weight of any boy in my class to be around 65 kilos. Imagine getting body-slammed by a 65 kg guy, followed by a 65 kg guy, followed by a 65 kg guy, followed by a 65 kg guy, followed by a 65 kg guy, followed by... well, you get what I mean. What an awesome game eh? Sadly, I haven't been the lucky guy yet. Hey! I'm just kidding! I'm only 51 kg and if I hear you (you know who you are!) guys discussing about "Tau Pok"-ing me again (don't think I didn't hear it!), I'm gonna make sure a couple of noses are going to be broken! Yay! I'm still a 'virgin'! *Victory Dance*
Anyway, back to the point. During yesterday's free-period, the "Tau Pok" game thingy happened once again...
*Long Story intermission*
And so, Donkey Kong terrorised our class. My condolences to all those guys who got caught (Go class spirit!).
But still, curse THAT guy* who sabotaged you people. He's such a selfish person. Just cause he wants to suck up to Donkey Kong in order to get back to being a useless councellor he was, doesn't mean he has to get one quarter of the class into trouble! What a boot-licker he is! Oh well. He'll get his retribution some day, one way or another.
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* No names were mentioned. As such, no flamming or related incidents had taken place in my blog. If YOU happen to think I was refering to you, well, you've probably made a mistake. Don't like what I'm saying, there's a button made specially for you. The 'exit' button. Click it. Good bye. Watch your steps too.
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