Saturday, October 18, 2008

Dear Fellow Class Mateys
With reference to our Former Class Rep, Kathlyn's email, I would like to recommend the magnificent, awesome, kickass dude, yours truly, for the position as your much needed vice class rep.

I believe that with my charisma, strength, determination and just pure goodness oozing all over me(I'm sure you guys agree), I would make the best choice for the next vice class rep.

That being said, I want you to know that Kevin's good work so far is very much appreciated by me and the rest of the class. However, I am sure that the general public(that's all of you guys out there, baby!) would like to have some new blood in the chain of command of the class.

Once I step up to being the Vice Class Rep, I would make lots of revolutionary changes which will suit everyone to the best I can. Instead of the 2 dollars per month for class funding thingy, I will change it to an all time low, SIXTY CENTS ONLY! *fine print: per quater month*. Many more such amazing and unbelievable plans such as the one above will be introduced.

Thank you for all your precious time I wasted. I feel good about it since I'm pretty bored right now. Seeyall tomorrow!



Yours sincerely,

I rock.


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VICE CLASS REP POSITION IS MINE!
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