Saturday, November 01, 2008

This morning, while eating breakfast/procrastinating my FOM project, I heard Ernie singing the "Rubber Duckie" song on Sesame Street. I guess I've never really paid attention to the lyrics before, because the second verse of Ernie's song left me with cereals drooping out of my mouth:

What about Bert?! Does he know about this??

I can just see poor Bert at home, making Ernie's bed with a heart full of joy, the TV is on in the background. This song comes on while he's fluffing Ernie's pillow just so. Then Ernie happily confesses that after all this time this cheap rubber toy is actually his "very best friend," and Bert's little muppet world comes crashing down around him.

Later Bert desperately tries to figure out where he went wrong as he sits in the kitchen, sobbing and sipping lipton tea. His felt cheeks soaked with tears.

Way to go, Ernie, you giggly orange prick.

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Anyway, enough of homewreckers. Lets talk about yours truly.

Went to Rayna's Halloween party. What a blast! Everyone's costumes were fantastic. Executioners, witch, cowgirls(wooo I'm scared), retarded magicians and even belly dancers/genies without turban, were there! The games were fun, dancing was crazy, even the food was ... filling!

Boo! Go hide under your blanket.